For what is surely to become this years cliche; "One-speed, two mistresses, tons of money, Adonis DNA and tiger's blood: 'I'm on a drug - it's called Charlie Sheen".
From the moment I watched him do an interview with Good Morning America, I knew this guy was wasted (pardon the pun) as an actor... he should be in a creative agency writing ad copy or running our TVC campaigns.
Then to follow that up with the statement, "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitchin', a total frickin' rock star from Mars." Absolutely precious.